Grilled what? Pirates decide to BBQ a few Precious Things

The Ancient Wood Block Print that has passed down from one leader of the Ninja Clan to the next for over a thousand years has been stolen and allegedly roasted next to split pig.

Captain Flint swears no member of his crew would bother with such things.  Said Flint, “If we’re going to steal something from those Kit-Kats we’re not going to burn it.  We’re going to trade it for something good.  Like those rum filled chocolates or one of them sleep number things.”

Sherlock Prime has offered to investigate.