Even if the Little Man With The Green Beard is about to slice open your tendon to keep you from running away.
“Because I’m a woman you sexist jack-hole. Besides, do you know what panties are like where I come from? Do you want to ride a horse wearing knickers? How about a bustle?”
First it is very difficult to play Face Off and eat unhealthy food at the same time.
Second when you play A Training Montage it motivates your work out. And you get a jolt of fat burning adrenaline at the start of each turn because you’re winning.
Thus when you play Face Off, you lose weight. And when you lose weight, you feel better.
So play Face Off three days a week and in six to eight weeks you’ll be a whole new you.**
**The AGdR Legal Department would like to completely disavow the entirety of this post. There is no part of it that is correct or accurate. The Luc Besson film Lucy is more Factual.***
***The AGdR Marketing Department would like to invite the AGdR Legal Department to join the AGdR Game Designers at the bottom of Lake Pontchartrain.
Words are unnecessary.
Anne Bonny, in order to save the life of her lover and partner Jack Rackham, stepped in front of a cannon blast…AND LIVED. According to legend her leather vest was so studded with Grape Shot it served as armor for the rest of Anne’s pirate days.
In other news Jack had to the dishes for the rest of his life –he kind of owed her.
Mutant Vampire Sharks!
“Drinks” may not be the best word choice here.
Doc Holiday was waxing rhapsodic as the local Cowboy watering hole. He began politely enough, though there have been a hint of sarcasm underneath his drunken slur, “Why Flint, why Gomen, does this mean we’re all not friends anymore? You know, if I thought you weren’t my friend… I just don’t think I could bear it!” Then while caressing his holstered revolver with the gentleness of a new lover a gleam shone from his suddenly sharp eyes. “If you weren’t my friend, we just might have to play for blood the next time we play.”
He chuckled then added, “The truth is there is no difference between Pirates and Ninjas. They are all reckless, dishonorable thieves. And not the good kind. I calculate we’ll all be better off once their like has been vanquished.”
Market cards are the most powerful cards in the world (of Face Off). It’s easy to be seduced by their beauty and power. But you’re bidding Victory Tokens. So you have to be careful not to over pay. Follow this simple, two step tip and you’ll be the bomb.
So. Here it is. If the person to your right says a number that is less than three you say, ‘Three’. If the person to your right says a number that is three or higher, you say ‘Pass’.
If I’m sitting to your right and I say ‘Two’, you say?
That’s right, you say ‘Three’.
If I’m sitting to your right and I say ‘Four’, you say?
‘Pass’. Very good.
Now all you have to do, is learn to bid like a boss. Stay tuned for future tips.
“I may be a disembodied brain in jar with a maniacal disregard for humanity, but there is no way I am less powerful than a G-d D@mn Teddy Bear! This is totally fake news. And while you a-holes are here, let me also address the rumors that I was once in the body of Hitler. I was never in the body of Hitler. Hitler was an idiot. I, sir, am no idiot. In my human days I was decidedly more… Creative.”
The Brain is a jar is referring to the latest five fifty seven and a half poll of polls –results below. If you’d like your voice to be heard on the matter, keep an eye on the Face Off page on Board Game Geek https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/228100/face where future polls will be published soon.
“Read a Book!” Flint yelled as he emerged from a 1978 Trans Am so finely polished it was actually cool again. “The last Pirate movie made what? A hundred million pounds in like two hours. What’d the last Ninja movie make? No one knows because they haven’t made one since the eighties. So tell that little Rice Farmer to take her cute little pony back to the fields and leave Face Off to the Big Boys.”