Ninjas Steal a Pirate Ship and SINK it! Mutton-Gate continues.

Mochizuki Chiyome, leader of the Ninja Faction, said, “No Ninja was witnessed stealing the boat.  No Ninja was seen on the boat.  No Ninja was found in the boat after it sunk.  These are baseless accusations.  Besides we all too busy tending our rice fields.  Sounds to me like Captain Jack Starling found the rum again.”

Chiyome’s sincerity was undercut by Hattori Hanzo who was standing behind her, literally laughing his ass off.